dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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