i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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