i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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