I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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