Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize