Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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