D3 body, D1 cock
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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