just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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