So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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