Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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