They should really pass out barf bags in church
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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