I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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