Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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