I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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