If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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