I heard we made out
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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