Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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