ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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