Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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