Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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