hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
soo... how was my night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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