my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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