Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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