Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
