SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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