do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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