hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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