Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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