Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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