So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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