Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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