I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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