I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
