we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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