This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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