Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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