i just google imaged poop.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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