DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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