butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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