Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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