Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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