yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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