just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents