I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.