I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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