I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
You smell like stripper and shame
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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