Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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