Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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