haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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