dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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