Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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