i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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