Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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