if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
