They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
And then my night got REAL pukey
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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