I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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