Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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